it's been a while now, but every now n then it takes everything in my power not to blurt out "you know what they say about opposites" to people (who'd actually get the reference, at least).
Undoubtedly I've said what Lola's saying word for word myself. It feels like a Joke looking back at a shitty life like that. "Your mom sounds like a dick" I'm sure doesn't cover the half of it.